....I don't want to talk about it.
But yeah, for those of you that don't know, one of my 5 million jobs at the moment is being a nanny, so I've been to busy learning how to use rectal thermometers. Those are still a "thing" FYI.
And sorry cause this is totally not a real post, but come on, my Cosmo piece was pretty bitchin' AND I'VE HAD TO ADMINISTER A RECTAL THERMOMETER! Soooooo... I think you can let this one slide.
ALSO! ALSO! ALSO!
I got nominated for some shizzzzzzz over at Funny Not Slutty! So you should go vote for me....and shizzzz.
God, I love you guys.