Is it weird to go to a party with a 46 year old Trinidad nanny?
Because I'm pretty sure I'm going to do that in the near future.
One of the perks of being a NYC nanny is you will find yourself on numerous play dates with the lovely ladies of Trinidad, and it will always be awesome.
You'll talk about sex, food, and booze constantly. Their daily calorie intake will come up from time to time. 1200 hundred calories a day to be exact. They'll ask how you white girls stay so skinny.
You'll laugh and say, "Lady you don't need to lose weight, but if you really want to... Low carb."
They'll want to know everything about your life, and you'll tell them, because you're a talker, and they asked politely, "Who you fucking these days?"
"...no one."
"Really?"
"...really."
"Well lets change that."
They'll be shocked by why a little sex kitten of a white girl is not screwing anyone and everyone and you'll try to play it off, but deep down you know they are right.
"Come to my party."
Come to her party?
"Have you ever been to a Caribbean party? You'll definitely get laid at a carribean party."
"46 year old Trinidad nanny, I don't need to get laid."
"You need to get laid."
"Well played."
"Then it's decided... You're coming."
"I'm coming."
Word of advice... Never argue with a nanny from Trinidad, unless you want to die. Then by all means... Go for it.
"Amazing. Now let's get back to cartoons... Did you know the Simpsons is a cartoon NOT made for kids?"
"Wait... It's not?!"
She didn't get my joke.