So, I have to know...

Who would you choose to narrate your sex life?

Mind-boggling isn’t it? Isn’t it.

Can you tell I got distracted by "30 Rock" last night? Whatever, fuck off, that shit is like porn to me... (well it's nothing like porn to me, but Liz Lemon makes me more like a normal part of society.)

Any who, I chose…if you were wondering…Will Arnett, e-trade baby or Norbert from "The Angry Beavers."

The best answer may win some shit...maybe.

Now answer, bitch(es).