so um...hypothetical question...

But not really.

In all seriousness...if I were to write a book. What would you guys...the "readers" want to read? Obviously the options are vast....Hellman's mayo...Michelob Ultra...sex...food...eating...eating while having sex...possible white trash cookbook...

Maybe my fat/gross/sexually awkward childhood? Or just the words cankles/queefs/smear?

You catch my drift. But I really want your guys input...cause if I do this... I'm doing it for you!

I'll be waiting.


...and possibly constipated.