and I don't plan on changing...deal with it.
And to prove my point I’ve compiled a list of the top ten assholey things I’ve done this year….as in 2011….
1. Me: “God damnit”
Dude: “Please don’t say that around me.”
Me: “Yeah…I’m not going to stop.”
…other people laughed…just not him….
2. Customer: “I need a gift card.”
Me: “Well the Chanukah cards have been very popular this week.”
…she bought two…she wasn’t Jewish…
3. Laughed in a man’s face who requested size 7 shoe…for men.
4. Dude: “You’re probably going to make fun of me for this, but I’m a professional gamer.”
Me: “Not…but I’m going to make fun of that man vest you’re wearing.”
5. Dude: “Do you have your phone on you?”
Me: “Yes…don’t text me.”
6. Dude: “I haven’t met someone like you before.”
Me: “Yet, I’ve met so many people just like you…”
….well, I have…
7. I totally had the walking farts when showing some bitchy customer and her annoying as fuck kids to some product…and it was AWESOME.
8. Dude: “I forgot my package.”
Me: “…..”
Dude: “I try to keep my “package on me at all times.”
Me: “….”
Dude: “Do you get it?”
Me: “Yes.”
Dude: “….”
Me: “It wasn’t funny.”
9. Bestie: “I think I have carpel tunnel.”
Me: “Did you whack it too much this week?....or not enough?”
10. Dude: “You look more like an Ashley, than a Natalie.”
Me: “Every Ashley I know is a slut…so… I could see why you’d think that.”
….that’s more of an asshole comment about myself…but still an asshole thing to say.